Happy Anniversary Melissa

I really don't know what to say, so I will attempt to amuse you...........this is a true story from when I was married to my first wife:

I was doing the audit of a major international oil company down on the river Thames in London. I had wandered down this back street and passed a small, jewish tailors...............they mostly seemed to be bespoke, but had some ready made stuff on offer..............so I go in and price a couple of pairs of ladies slacks...............

Now Annette was a size 12 and I bought that size............but I said to the guy: "I will give you £5 (about $7.50) extra, if you replace the labels with size 10........................

The tailor's wife said "knock £5 off the price..............and you; young man...........buy her a nice bunch of flowers as well"

You see, you meet nice people in all sorts of strange places