im kinda thinking thay whatever TH13 is using is way outa range...is it TH?
So, you'll be wanting lots of these little chinwags, I take it.

EventReporter by Adiscon. Cheap as all hell. It sends all kinds of goodies from the event viewer logs in many formats to your syslog server. From there, we have in house written parsers (written and maintained by yours truly) which crawl for alerts.

We also have a SIM product that costs more than my house that gives us a RT view of everything we collect. Guarded.net's NeuSecure.

hrm, that comment is a little disingenuous thehorse13 . You are indeed viewing them, just not personally.
Then by implication, you think you're smarter than I am...