Unhappy old chap

Everyone knows that my only obsessions in this world are computers, videogames, women and beer
My dear Sir, until you get your priorities in the correct order, how do you expect people to take you seriously?.............

"Dear Santa,

I do not want any more socks for Christmas............can I have a 30-06 with a heavy target barrel and a Bausch & Lomb 3-9x variable.....................and maybe 500 rounds of mercury explosive ammo..............I promise not to shoot at any low flying reindeer................,

Yours truly,

Unhappy"

There you go son...........job done!