Ireland has a cricket team, as does Scotland...............and both play in the Benson & Hedges Cup, along with Holland!

Resistance is futile, you WILL BE ASSIMILATED

"Or would you rather stand and fight, and die with Clare's Dragoons?"

Patrick Sarsfield, Earl of Clare?.................I married a hard woman from the West Coast

I can remember it like it was yesterday, these two girls came into the pub..............and I said to Kilkenny Joe "The red headed one is mine"..............guess it was our fifteenth wedding anniversary the other day?......................

Oh! and being a good little English boy, I had "Edinburgh Granny" and "Dublin Granny"...........as we do?