Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:



The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens

when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are

blue in the face.



The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have

been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you

will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.



The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have

been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten

routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.



The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have

been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in

the hallway you both say "**** You".



The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you

cannot stand your partner any more. Your partner takes you to

court and screws you in front of everyone.



Ooops. Don't forget Social Security Sex. You get a little each

month, but not enough to live on!



See i hide this one too :P