The mail I got had these as well

U.S. PGA Commentator – “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them..Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!!”
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – “Ah that’s nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.”
Ted Walsh – horse racing commentator – “This is a really lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”
Pat Glen, weightlifting commentator: “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”