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February 22nd, 2006, 02:42 PM
#1
badjoke
Two burgers walk into a bar.
The barman turns around and says sorry we dont serve food. 
I know this one is pityfull........
\"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
\"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)
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February 23rd, 2006, 11:29 AM
#2
A horse walked into a bar
Barman says: Why the long face?
Baywatch star David Hasselhoff wanders into a Glasgow pub and the barman says: "What can I get you, Mr. Hasselhoff?"
"A cold beer would be great," he replies, "but please, just call me Hoff."
"Okay Hoff," says the barman, "nae Hassel."
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February 23rd, 2006, 11:54 AM
#3
why is it the lame one's are always the funniest ones.?
f2b
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February 23rd, 2006, 01:36 PM
#4
You want bad... These were some of the first jokes my father ever told me... Yes, I was young... and yes, it was a _long_ time ago... I laughed at them back then too...
What's black and comes out of a hole at 100mph?
A mole on a motorbike.
What's black and comes out of a hole shouting "knickers, knickers, knickers"?
Crude oil.
Don\'t SYN us.... We\'ll SYN you..... 
\"A nation that draws too broad a difference between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools.\" - Thucydides
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February 23rd, 2006, 06:48 PM
#5
Didn't mean to do this to you guys but as seen as it is started :
what do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do you get if you mix a cow and a duck?
Cream quackers.
\"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
\"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)
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February 23rd, 2006, 08:07 PM
#6
Ah dear, the lame jokes,
how bout this one then,
Whats brown and sticky.....A stick
I used to love that as a kid
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February 24th, 2006, 10:58 AM
#7
The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
How do you confuse an idiot?
Purple
How do you confuse an Irishman (other cultures are available for ridicule)
Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
Why did the punk cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off
What goes plop, plop fizz?
Two babies dropping a in vat of acid
what goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
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February 24th, 2006, 11:01 AM
#8
A man walked into a Bar
OUCH !!!
it was an iron bar
so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
WTAF, how did that happen, so no more alterations to the sig, it will remain as is now
Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's
come and waste the day :P at The Taz Zone
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February 24th, 2006, 05:14 PM
#9
What do you call a wich living in a desert...
... sandwich
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February 25th, 2006, 03:40 AM
#10
THE MADDNESS GOTS TO STOP 
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