A local grower named Steve Getajob has developed a new Superpotent strain of Marijuana.A bud the size of your palm is equivalent to 10,000 joints.The name of this new weed,"ipot".

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A Three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.


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What do sperm and lawyers have in common?


They both have a one in a 1,000,000,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.


.. and then they pop Viagra so they can grow taller!