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  1. March 17th, 2006, 07:52 PM #11
    rcgreen
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    Ah, yes. St. Patrick's Day; that great American holiday!
    Because it is the day that 98% of Americans swear that
    they are Irish.
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  2. March 17th, 2006, 07:54 PM #12
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    Theres a wee bit of Irish in everyone

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  3. March 17th, 2006, 08:11 PM #13
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    Happy St. Patrick's Day to you. You know what I'll be doing at 4:20 this afternoon? I'll be turning into a leprechaun because of the green stuff I'm gonna smoke.


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  4. March 17th, 2006, 08:57 PM #14
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    Well...Happy Pat's Day...

    And I am Irish Catholic and Scotish Protestant on my Father's side....English on me Mudder's...explains a lot don't it

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  6. March 17th, 2006, 09:08 PM #15
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    Originally posted here by rcgreen
    Ah, yes. St. Patrick's Day; that great American holiday!
    Because it is the day that 98% of Americans swear that
    they are Irish.

    Tis true, why there are more people who turn out for that very Irish parade's thay have in New York and Boston, and Chicago (where they turn the river green, yuuuck) then there are in all of Ireland....

    I think they have the parades to offset their guilt for leaving the old country, sort of bonds them...I mean confessions just don't do it....
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  7. March 17th, 2006, 09:36 PM #16
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    At a world brewing convention, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
    Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

    Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

    Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."

    All, including the bartender, stare at him in stupified silence with mouths hanging open! Eventually Bruce squeaks out: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

    Paddy simply replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies ain't drinkin', then neither am I."

    Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Being of Irish decent, I have to wear green, but it looks good on me.

    And don't forget to drink your green beer!

    Hope you're wearing green!
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  8. March 17th, 2006, 09:39 PM #17
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    No...I am wearing Black...all black

    Of the "Black Irish" meself

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  9. March 17th, 2006, 10:05 PM #18
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    Spare a thought for the people who cant celebrate St Patricks day.......the driver was later hung by an angry mob......
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  11. March 17th, 2006, 10:54 PM #19
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    Originally posted here by Nokia
    Spare a thought for the people who cant celebrate St Patricks day.......the driver was later hung by an angry mob......
    You are making me cry. All that beautiful Grolsch. AAAAARRGGHH, is there no God?!!

    I need a smithwick's.
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  12. March 18th, 2006, 07:27 AM #20
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    Happy Saint Patrick's Day everybody even thou i'm not drinking tonight
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