Southwest Airlines

[ZT3000]

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Now, tell your mother explain that to you."

[The Texan]

That was humorous and Southwest is my favorite airline

[nihil]

Reminds me of the one about the stewardess giving the pre-flight safety instructions.

She gets to the bit about the emergency oxygen masks and says:

"Make sure that you fit your mask before fitting the one to your child"

"For those of you with more than one child, decide which one you really love right now"