Well Tex~ I am a Roman Catholic, and I shall be telling it to Fr. Grant on Sunday...............and the one about the Vicar, the IRS Agent and the lawyer

He got a radio controlled Dalek (Dr. Who TV series?) for Christmas............... somebody had messed with it, so it has a bishop's mitre, and says "excommunicate" instead of "exterminate"

The Mother Superior of one of our local convents made the mitre (hat)

I do hope the Good Lord has a sense of humour, or I am in big trouble