Ok where is everything? Whodunit!!!

I pop in to see how everything is with all of my good ol buddies here at AO and spent half a day figuring out how to find everything. I admit I have not read "all" the posts in this thread. I understand that you have all done a lot of work. And I do understand the severity of the project. I will have to get used to it I suppose.

Imagine yourself kissing your loved one goodnight and turning out the lights... Wake up and get out of bed and you realize that you are not where you fell asleep... Everything is different, you open the closet to get dressed and you don't even recognize the clothes in it.... "Honey?" Uhm, whats going on here? am I sick?" she steps into view and she is NOT the woman you married....

hmmmm.... oh well, she is kinda hot!