I'm not Jewish (and I suspect you are neither), so according to Revelation (aptly described by some as "St. John on acid") I'll burn in hell anyway. That's another of those little "details" that are conveniently ignored by bible-thumpers: Revelation 7:4 clearly indicates the number of folks who will be saved in the aftermath of armageddon: 144,000. It goes on to mention the 12 (Jewish!) tribes that will make up the magic number (12,000 of each tribe), and I'm not among them (neither is anyone else participating in this discussion for that matter).

Those seats have long been taken, buddy