I'm torn between wanting to slap el driver who ran away from a job, wanting to laugh my head off at the thought of a 747 induced traffic jam, thinking how much more room a 747 has than my house and yes the idea of stealing bits from it. I imagine its been stripped down to some extent, could just be the hull left.

Also, maybe the only reason they haven't stolen it is because they can't find a truck/crane/chinook to move it.