Hmmmm:

"Thou shalt not abuse thy hardware for such is an abomination resorted to by the non-1337 and lusers. Rather thou shalt install Linux and learn the sanctity of the command line"

12th Commandment of the Lord thy Nihil.

My approach:

1. Format and reinstall something useful.
2. Perform open heart surgery (without an anesthetic) and cannibalise for spare parts.

3. Redeploy as a games, educational, sheep-dip, router, firewall, access control, time management or whatever device.

With a bit of imagination you can do a lot with stuff you have lost patience with?

Hell's teeth, if I were to destroy everything disfunctional around me I would have to start by cutting my own throat shaving?