old but good:
still seen as we are bring up old jokes : A guy stuck in a huge traffic jam on a motorway and is wondering what is happening. suddenly someone knows on the windows and explains that a group of terrorists have taken Bush, Blair and Sarkozy hostage.
Driver "what do they want?"
person " they want 100 million dollars or they are going to douse them with petrol and set them alight. So a couple of other drivers said we would get a collection together."
Driver "How much is each person giving?"
Person " Normally about a gallon."