Windows July Updates 2008

[The-Spec]

but I do think they should be careful enough with their updates to not change something so drastically as to cause results such as this.

You're blind to the fact it's pretty specific to ZoneAlarm because their product is both the cause and effect.

company that's charging so much for their operating system

Steve Jobs will sell you the "iWheel" for your eternal soul. If your lucky he'll even let you suck him off.

I can't. I go to school, and therefore I'm forced to buy software for Windows that barely runs on my machines because of the minimum requirements, and have no say in it because for some reason, they all use Windows in their offices too. Wanna know why? They don't even know that PCs have more than Windows to use in the first place. I know, I've seen the Mac lab. People actually think that if you run a PC you have to run Windows and that nothing else will run on it even though my laptop has Linux and XP on it, they think I just found a theme for XP to make it look like Windowmaker.

No. They just don't particularly like you. But they take alot of enjoyment out of watching you squirm each time a simple computer related task is needed. And they laugh behind your back each time you turn red-faced and slam your keyboard around.

The best part is when you put the mouse to your face like a microphone and yell, "stupid compoutar! Why won't j00 workz?!"

[gore]

.No. They just don't particularly like you. But they take alot of enjoyment out of watching you squirm each time a simple computer related task is needed. And they laugh behind your back each time you turn red-faced and slam your keyboard around.

The best part is when you put the mouse to your face like a microphone and yell, "stupid compoutar! Why won't j00 workz?!"

I just saw that... Given how my weekend has gone though, I don't think it matters much. It's after 9 AM and I'm still awake from when I got up yesterday. I had to get up early and go to my cousin's Wedding and told all his friends how he's terrified of Gnomes, so they went and bought one and while driving back from the store saw a garden in someone's front lawn with like 40 of them and so they stole like 4 of them and brought them all back to the hall while my cousin and his new Wife were gone to have pictures done, and set them up on the Podium where the guy "hosting" was standing, basically right in front of where my cousin had to sit... Then put another one on his chair, and another on the gift table and one at the entrance.

He looked like he was enjoying himself until the one on the chair landed on his foot and he had to actually touch it. Good times!

Oh and I got to go pick up my Drunk Mom and Aunt who decided that "Hey we have a driver let's get hammered" and since my Mom rarely drinks at all, she was pretty much obliterated.

That ride home just couldn't go fast enough. And they thought it would be "cute" to have little bells at EVERY table in the place to ring when you wanted them to kiss since we all know no man has a hot meal at his Wedding.

Now, the humidity was at like 100%, it was hot, and just standing outside meant sweating. That gave me a huge Migraine, and then add to it my aunt was drunk ringing THREE of them... I got pissed and grabbed one from her hands and ripped the little metal piece out with my bare hands and handed it back... Which was a Kodak Moment(R) as she, being drunk, tried to ring it and didn't notice at first it was ripped out.... Which made everyone who was sober enough to not be obnoxious as crap laugh.... Yea....

Anyway where was I... Oh yes, rambling on and on about what I did that no one probably cares to hear about, yet I'm typing it so you'll read it anyway buahahahaha...

I don't use the mouse like a PA though I DO like that Dilbert cartoon too. And they probably don't have to laugh behind my back, I can hear it every time I reboot for a damned update to a media player that shouldn't need a reboot in the first place. Seriously what other OS on the planet needs a reboot for a media player? I'm no coder, but isn't that a bad idea to make a reboot necessary for an OS because Windows Media Player has another problem? Considering it came standard on Windows Server 2003 Enterprise Edition and I'm assuming the others too, which is dumb because a Server doesn't need media player anyway, isn't that bad and going to cause down time ?