maintenance was testing the fire suppression system and half of your data center is out of power
Lmao...I must know, is this fiction or fact? Either way it had me rolling.

To OP: look into Cisco certs and CISSP. And I also agree w/ dinowuff. 'Tis why I have a degree in psych and I'm pursuing a Juris Doctor even tho I'm working in an IT call center.