http://amarok.kde.org/ [You will need KDE]

Or

https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Songbird

Media players are very much a matter of personal choice and one of the basic tenets of open source is freedom of choice.

If you want stuff that is dumbed down so it works straight out of the box then boot Windows or OS-X

Even then you may have problems with some non-store bought media and Windows.

and my stupid wireless internet worked on it
https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Wi...CardsSupported

If it's any consolation I have encountered similar problems with Vista. Fortunately most ISPs over here will send you an updated router for free.