Heh!

Go to the doctor and get a "you've got the new flu" ... hope she was joking.
Naughty little boy.................just come clean and ask her for a date

What is her "bedside manner" like?............that's when you kick them out to make you a cup of tea

In answer to your question...............

It will work on a 2GHz with 1Gb of PC 2700 and a 128Mb video card.

I have not tried it on lesser installations, but do watch the RAM....... A VM uses it in a different way from a single install