Hummm.......

[["drive-by"]["road apples"]]

I'd like extra butter on mine, Westin!

If you are a M$ shop and you host your Exchange server and your Domain is 2000 or above (If you're still NT then stop reading and go out back and quietly shoot yourself)

This statement should be true even if you learned networking from Jim Bobs School of Networking and Fish and Tackle Supplies:

It is impossible to send .lnk files in email and when you insert any removable drive or a CD/DVD into a computer NOTHING HAPPENS. (Cause autorun is disabled)

AD Policies people - AD Policies.

Yea and screw the home user. You picked up the road apple you clean it up.