Well one of the things you people have to understand is that the world isn't run by jews or the illuminati... instead its exclusively run by stupid people.

So the next time you hear a theory don't think in the scope of anything elaborate at all. Think more along the lines of "this is a stupid idea".

Like planting a bug up a cat's anus and having it wander in a busy road. Or calling a poison ink pen a secret weapon against Castro... then realising it wasn't mightier than the machine gun.