Quote Originally Posted by gore View Post
Now see, I've always thought that the best way, would be to go rent a boat out, and rent a wood chipper, and basically use one of those mini generators to put the guy in feet first and push him in maybe 6 inches or so every mile.
The problem I see with this is that all it takes is one remaining piece of bone washing up on shore and being recognizable as bone. If it ends up being DNA tested, then you have a problem.

With hydrofluoric acid, or just HF, all that remains is a sludge. if this sludge is found its too late, all of the genetic material has been turned to a goo and is untestable. The only inconvenience remaining is disposing of this smelly mess.