For a good true story:

One day, I was sitting in here with my Wife, and we both heard a door shut next door. A family was looking at the house next door, and they had like 4 kids. I don't have an issue with kids, but in my neighborhood, they let those little ****ers run wild.

I grabbed a quick play list of Anal****, and turned it up. When they came out side, and heard AC playing, they took off and didn't come back lol.