: B = 66
: I = 73
: L = 76
: L = 76
:G = 71
:A = 65
:T = 84
:E = 69
:S = 83
:I = 1
:I = 1
:I = 1

I'll just point out one problem.. because I'm bored and don't feel like pointing out all the other issues..... Your first I == 73 and your other I's == 1 if they were all 73.. you'd get 882. which is nothing.... Even if you represented it with a 3 it'd be 51 and that wouldn't do the trick either...
Then the next issue.. who rights there name in all caps??? Most of the letters other than the B and the G would be lower case.. this would again change the number... Man, I would love to meet the people that have time to come up with these things... I'd love to have that much free time....... also I noticed you didn't post a source. you should prolly do that when siting works not your own and if anything this should have been in Tech Humour not in GCC