Mistranslations

The following are from actual signs found in hotels and other venues in countries where English is not the main language.

1. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

2. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

3. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

4. On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn **** to right.

5. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Now that's what I call room service! Hehehe!


Yes, I found this on one of my preferred perving sites. It was worth the cut and paste to here.