Does anyone Know where I can find the butt bunny's

[scab]

Hey since people are just carrying out conversation's about anything I decided to start the first part of a story and I hope that everyone can add a piece of the story to it. Just Reply with the next part of the story.And try to make it seem far out and looney it's more interesting that way.

Does anyone know what the butt bunny's are?
It is a neral connetect transmitter that is implanted in your brain so that the government no, the butt bunny's know where you are.Every step, every webpage, every time you ..................:D

[Negative]

Hey since people are just carrying out conversation's about anything I decided to start the first part of a story and I hope that everyone can add a piece of the story to it. Just Reply with the next part of the story.And try to make it seem far out and looney it's more interesting that way. Conversations about anything? This thread should be in General Chit-Chat...

Does anyone know what the butt bunny's are?
Nope, but I guess you'll tell us... (btw: one bunny, two bunnies)

It is a neral connetect transmitter that is implanted in your brain so that the government no, the butt bunny's know where you are.Every step, every webpage, every time you ..................
I told you you'd tell us... (btw: neural connected)

**** it, on with the story...

Every step, every webpage, every time you flame someone on AntiOnline, the butt-bunnies know... They have got three buttons at their disposal: Allow, Deny, and I Don't Care, allowing them to guide your every move. Every person is assigned a butt-bunny. If you're lucky, you're assigned a butt-bunny-girl that doesn't give a **** about your behaviour, and that programmed a bot to constantly push the I Don't Care-button, while she goes out partying, and flaming the other bunnies. She doesn't even know that you are on AntiOnline, trying to figure out a way to destroy her and all the other bunnies.

NEXT!

[FullySaturate]

It just so happend that a butt-bunny named Drack fell in love with a bunny named Veanta. A short time later the two reproduced thus creating Malvian the evil butt bunny. As time went on Malvian’s knowledge grew and he began writing programs and selling them to other bunnys. The master butt bunny feared she would lose her valued butts, She had to devise a plan to stop evil Malvian from selling his programs........:eek:

[PhirePhreak]

... but, due to lack of interest, the butt bunnies gradually became afflicted by various deadly diseases. The entire population of butt bunnies will soon die unless a heroic doctor can save them...

[Terr]

....Unfortunately, his name is Dr. Kevorkian...

[PhirePhreak]

NARRATOR:
I thought he was in jail.... anyway, continue with the story!

[PhirePhreak]

NARRATOR (again):
Well, actually, I think prison would be a better term but whatever.

[knightmb]

Originally posted by Terr
....Unfortunately, his name is Dr. Kevorkian...

And that was the beauty of it!! It seems through the death of others, they could achieve life. They secretly went around, gathering up every windows 3.11 machine they could find. After buying a bunch of cheap linksys cards from CompUSA, they installed a card in each machine. Loaded the OS with the drivers and installed IE 2.0 on them (because that's the highest version the OS could handle) They went into each library, federal office, and school in the country, err world. They setup free internet access. The mass of 1337 people came to these "havens" of free internet access only to notice a little device attached to them. They simply insert their finger in this box and they have free internet access. They could surf all their porn, hacker, warez sites with ease. All the while not knowing that their fingers were being drained of precious blood, converted into IP packets and sent to a master system called.........

[RogueSpy]

meanwhile in prison. . . Dr. Kevorkian dies in his cell. The guards find his lifeless body on the floor in a pool of blood. It looks like someone wants the butt bunnies to die. . . What will they do now?

[PhirePhreak]

oooh... the plot thickens....

The butt bunnies are now dying at an extremely fast rate. Another doctor must be found. But who can replace the fames Kevorkian?

[dkennedy]

I can says BA (ex-member of the A-team) as he races to his jeep
with Oprah Winfrey by his side singing Like a virgin.They reach Dr
Kevorkians cell and reach into his pocket where they find......

[RogueSpy]

A small, blood soaked note with the words 'The Matrix has found you." written in green ink.

[Remote_Access_]

then charlie manson killed all the butt bunnies and that was that

[dkennedy]

until charlie 2 weeks later woke up to find something strange on his head.Two giant butt bunny ears with all small butt bunnies jumping out of them screaming for carrots and.......

[neel]

eggz ?

[Remote_Access_]

WTF is a butt bunny any way? WTF are u ppl talking about? are u really that bored to make up stories and post em on a form about "security"???
:rolleyes: Latr--
Remote_Access_

[Negative]

WTF are you complaining about, RA? The only one that might complain about this, would be JP, for taking up valuable HDD space.
BTW: this thread is located in General Chit Chat, not in the Security Forums.

[knightmb]

Nothing wrong with a little fun.... :p

Originally posted by Negative
WTF are you complaining about, RA? The only one that might complain about this, would be JP, for taking up valuable HDD space.
BTW: this thread is located in General Chit Chat, not in the Security Forums.

[knightmb]

Originally posted by neel
eggz ?

Now he was pissed..... He took off his makeup, put on a business suit, and starting going to a Christian church. They had some sort of strange hold on him. The thoughts going through his head were.........

[KapperDog]

.....her breasts had a softness of fine silk and an aroma of sweet perfume. His hand slid slowly up her inner thigh as her skirt fell away to expose the sweetness of her Huh, what? Opps. sorry wrong thread.

[FullySaturate]

Originally posted by knightmb


Now he was pissed..... He took off his makeup, put on a business suit, and starting going to a Christian church. They had some sort of strange hold on him. The thoughts going through his head were.........


........man oh man i really like these silk boxer shorts.

…Meanwhile deep within his subconscious, he was thinking “if I cut my head of I can end the bunnies that have not yet escaped.”
…In the meantime, his frontal lobe saturated with alcohol detached and ran ramped killing all the male but bunnies.......

[Eating_Scarlett]

And now that all the male butt bunnies were dead, the females were left to rule the world, and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

[Quad]

The women ruled for many days may be even a whole month, but the enevitable happened. They were struck by the worst plauge ever known to mankind sure to wipe out the whole female butt bunnie species.

The name of this plauge.......female butt bunnie PMS crossed with an oh so familiar womanly trait (insecurity and mistrust), combined to make a strain of butt bunnie so horrible even the elder wise bunny's fjeared!

This ass hoe of a butt bunnie was called:

The insecure Bitch!!!...............AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[PhirePhreak]

Unfortunately, with the male butt bunnies gone, the females had no way to carry on the race. They must find another sort of mate to carry the torch of butt bunnyness...

[Eating_Scarlett]

so they used dogs.

[PhirePhreak]

Yikes! That's just not right.

Besides, what would the offspring be called? Butt Barking Bunnies? Dog Butt Bunnies? Canine Butt Bunnies? Suggestions?

[Eating_Scarlett]

Bog bunnies. Woof.

[PhirePhreak]

Hmm. Interesting.

[RogueSpy]

Revenge of the Butt Bunnies (Part II): Comming Soon. ;)

[DjM]

Hey Rogue, should you be out looking for a job???

j/k :D

Hows it going, any prospects?

Cheers:

[RogueSpy]

Drawing unemp. for a week or two. Im probably going to go back to College & finish my last 2 years.