There were two drunks arguing on a street corner.
They had gotten so drunk that they didn't know
if it was day or night.
A hippie came walking along.
One drunk said to the other, "let's ask this guy
to settle our argument"
They beckoned him to come over to them, and one of
them pointed upward and said, "please help
settle an argument I'm having with my colleague here.
Is that the sun, or is it the moon?"

The hippie looked up and answered earnestly.
"I don't know, man, I'm new in this town"


There was a hippie who wanted to be a Rock and Roll musician
He worked hard practicing his guitar until he believed he
was ready.
He figured he'd have better luck getting started if he went
to England to record his first album, so he went to the
airport where he discovered, to his dismay,
he was five cents short of the plane fare.

He ran frantically around the terminal trying to panhandle,
and he approached a respectable looking businessman.
Out of breath, he said, "man, I need a nickel. I gotta go to England!"
The businessman gave him a dime and said, "Here, why don't you take
a friend?"