I did some searching and found a couple of links to a BOFH excuse server Long live Simon Travaglia

Web Version

Telnet 1 - telnet://bofh.jive.org:666/
Telnet 2 - telnet://bofh.engr.wisc.edu:666/

The whole list of excuses
PHP Version[Source]
ASP Version

BASH Version


Official BOFH Site