intruder
July 11th, 2002, 06:33 AM
some jokes to make u laugh...
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Father - Which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
kid - legs
Father - why legs
kid - because, i see mom every night with her legs up and screaming, oh
god
i am in heaven
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kid - how baby comes into world dad - in the moonlight, an angel comes to
earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap kid - you mean "****ing" is useless
!!!!
Twins talking inside mother's womb
T1 - The place is shaking, daddy's here again, he is early today
T2 - Shhh, quiet, that's not daddy, daddy doesn't wear a raincoat
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one day a secretary saw her boss's pants unzip. She said, "boss ur
garage's
door is open". boss, "did u see my ferrari ?". secretary, "no boss, i
can
see a scooter with two punctured tyres !!!"
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boy goes for blood test. nurse! takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she
sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test
done
?"
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A 85 year old man gets sensation and wants to **** his wife.
He says "i am going to buy 2 viagras"
Wife says, "if you are going to start that rusty thing again, i will have
to
take a tetanus injection"
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hope u enjoyed.. it..
thanks...
*******************************************
Father - Which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
kid - legs
Father - why legs
kid - because, i see mom every night with her legs up and screaming, oh
god
i am in heaven
*******************************************
kid - how baby comes into world dad - in the moonlight, an angel comes to
earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap kid - you mean "****ing" is useless
!!!!
Twins talking inside mother's womb
T1 - The place is shaking, daddy's here again, he is early today
T2 - Shhh, quiet, that's not daddy, daddy doesn't wear a raincoat
*******************************************
one day a secretary saw her boss's pants unzip. She said, "boss ur
garage's
door is open". boss, "did u see my ferrari ?". secretary, "no boss, i
can
see a scooter with two punctured tyres !!!"
*******************************************
boy goes for blood test. nurse! takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she
sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test
done
?"
*******************************************
A 85 year old man gets sensation and wants to **** his wife.
He says "i am going to buy 2 viagras"
Wife says, "if you are going to start that rusty thing again, i will have
to
take a tetanus injection"
*******************************************
hope u enjoyed.. it..
thanks...