Fun things to do in an elevator

[TechnologyBudda]

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then annouce, "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

- courtesy of Car Talk Mailbag http://cartalk.cars.com/Mail/Haus/05-09-97-2.html

[cheesegoduk]

You forgot the best thing ever, Passing Wind!

[preep]

best one has to me lighting up a ciggie, or if ur into it a cigar :D

Preep

[allenb1963]

LOL

[iceman1986pa]

the thing to do is tell everyone that if the elevator starts to fall (like it could really happen) to jump up right before is hits the ground. i tried it and you should see so of the face's people make it's funny...he he....try it..well if you got any more personal message me with them thanks..

[DivineRogue]

That seems like alot of my co-workers... (Just kidding)

[Joey_Batch_File]

Originally posted here (http://www.AntiOnline.com/showthread.php?threadid=#post) by cheesegoduk
You forgot the best thing ever, Passing Wind!

No you got it wrong... Here is a true story. I was in the Holyoke Mall in MA. There was about 5 or 6 people in the elevator. Small elevator, so we were a bit crowded. The lady with a stroller bends over to pick up the infants toy, and one escaped. Right behind her was a kid not 4 inches from her buttocks at nose level. The kid lets out real loud.... "Mom, She farted in my face" The lady was horrified, everyone was holding in their laughter the best they can, and the kid was p.o.'d.... I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, but then again it could have been the smell.... It was bad...

[debwalin]

Ewww...I worked at a hospital for several years, and every once in a while, you'd get in the elevator with someone from the pathology lab with a big cooler marked "hazardous material." I always wondered what they had in there, and if it was contagious...

Never had a human head, but there were times I wondered if it just might be something like that.....LOL

Deb

[Joey_Batch_File]

Originally posted here (http://www.AntiOnline.com/showthread.php?threadid=#post) by debwalin
a big cooler marked "hazardous material." I always wondered what they had in there, and if it was contagious...

I used to work at Bradley Airport and we would get these shipments from hospitals that would need to be transferred immediately. Usually they were transplants or blood bank shipments. I was always afraid one would drop & open or leak or something. It happened a couple times to others, but thank god it never happened to me.

[Fakeboy]

Originally posted here (http://www.AntiOnline.com/showthread.php?threadid=#post) by Joey_Batch_File


No you got it wrong... Here is a true story. I was in the Holyoke Mall in MA. There was about 5 or 6 people in the elevator. Small elevator, so we were a bit crowded. The lady with a stroller bends over to pick up the infants toy, and one escaped. Right behind her was a kid not 4 inches from her buttocks at nose level. The kid lets out real loud.... "Mom, She farted in my face" The lady was horrified, everyone was holding in their laughter the best they can, and the kid was p.o.'d.... I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, but then again it could have been the smell.... It was bad...

That has got to be the icing on the cake in this thread... lol, you can't beat that. Can I also quote one more person by saying:


Originally posted here (http://www.AntiOnline.com/showthread.php?threadid=#post) by debwalin
Ewww...

[Joey_Batch_File]

Thank You Fakeboy! by the way the PM was hularious...

[|The|Specialist]

I remember hearing of a guy who would climb up ontop of elevatores and fool around up there so that once some1 presses a button then walks out of the elevator only to find that its the wrong floor.

[IvIerlin]

That part is the best:
Say, "Ding!" at each floor

I tried it serveral times but nobody who was with me in the elevator startet to laught at me, but they looked at me scary and turned away and were very fast out of the elev ... try it :P

Merlin