I have decided that since im not going to write another Bastard system Admin
from Michigan untilli get my new PC ill keep up the entertainment by starting a
programming launguage, i cant program in any languages, i do know HTML but that
doesnt count in this, but i also know how programming works a lil bit, so i
decided to write this entertaining lil page about my programming language.

1. 1. Open any PLAIN text editor, or if your a person with balls of steal youll
be opening vi or emacs

All programs written in gore+ have a .gore extension, so make sure when you
save it you specify this.


for the first program, ill use the one i just did, i was hungry soi needed to
reprogram my frozen Pizza into nummyness heating system unit, .gore is very
powerful so this was easy

/
$ if "pizza" = "cold/frozen" "Heat" "%400 Degrees" -20 minutes
$ if "pizza" = "warm" ^continue "Heat"
$ if "Pizza" = "Hot -inside -out #Beep
$ ("Let Cool") = 5 "minutes"
$ plate -put "pizza" on | carry into room
$ if "pizza" = "%good" Gain Weight = "true"
$ #Done.

now, from a command line type in

gorepiler -pizza | compile -now -full

now that was a basic program to get you started. Now for a difficult task,
making coffee in gore+

Making coffee can be very difficult, but this very simple program will have you
feeling like a hyper kid in no time.

/
$ if "me" = "tired" "start coffee machine" #of "cups"="10"
$ if "%coffee" = cold/coolingdown : "Heat" %10 "minutes"
$ if "new coffe beans" detected : "start machine again"
$ #done.

See not to bad, gore+ is very powerful, soon youll be learning to use it to
start your car, your shower, watch your kids ( if %little shits=runing around
screaming: start valium ice cream mix = "true" ) hehehehe. lol enjoy everyone.
this took a lil while to write but its funny i think, and yes its true i cant
really program but i have the ideas of how it works.