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A computer addict was drowning ....... but no one came to help him...........why????


becoz he was crying F1 F1 F1

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a programmer was found dead in his bathroom..............nobody knew hows and whys of his death..........a detective was called in.................he presented his report after about an hour and report said........
"he might have tried to shampoo his hair.........and he read the instruction"


instruction.........

wet your hair.......pour two drops on your hand and apply...repeat

LOL