I know this doesnt relate to security in anyway but that is why this is the general chit chat room

Now I know there are a lot of creative minds out there and I need some semi urgent help with a Halloween costume.

Background info:

2 years ago I went as a condom with blue balls (I took trash bags cut a hole in the top took a dryer roll taped it to the end as the ridge of the condom and put 2 blue balloons on my shoes)

Last year I went as a really big mamogram machine.

Now I want to follow in these same steps and come up with a really good costume cause I know everyone is expecting something hilarious and along some form of a sexual conotation.

So my question out to everyone is: What is the best costume you guys have seen like this or what is something that you can think of that would be just outright hilarious for me to go as.
--Spy