A lot of things have changed on the Internet in the past five years that will probably surprise Kevin:
1) Links to hackers sites almost always lead to porn sites...
2) Links to software pirate sites almost always lead to porn sites...
3) Links to games and util crack sites almost always lead to porn sites...
4) Links to porn sites almost always lead to other porn sites (as they all seem to make more money referring each other around rather then actually stocking content)
5) Search engines now generate ads instead of useful search results
6) SPAM, Viruses and trojans... (notice how I lumped them together)
7) X10 spy camera and Gator ads will be popping up in his face at every web site he visits...
8) The Patriot Act put hackers in the same category as terrorist
9) The abundance of scammers trying to sell him a pen*s enlargement
10) And how widows in Angolia, Nigeria, South Africa, the Congo and Sierra Leone all want his help to move millions of dollars out of their country