Isn't that illegal? Electrifying your door handle?
AFAIK it would be iffy too, perhaps a neighbour comes by and tries the door to see if it's locked and if you're home, or your kids came home from school early. Think of that eh?

*watches as suddenly the lights in the apartment building flicker and the smell of burnt rubber fills the air*

I'd just get a big dog like Terr. Hell, even tamed wolves work well. Large felines are good too, like lions, tigers, maybe even a bear? Oh my..

Anyways, again I'm bored and I'm in IT class, nothing else to do so I'm posting.

Cheers
-Tig