Originally posted by Matty Cross
Here, I'll make it security related...
I need a good firewall for my case.. anyone got any recommendations.. I'm tired of people stealing my beer.... it sucks, you buy a case of beer for yourself.. and only get to drink 18 of the 24.. its not fair.. someone please help me protect my beer...
The best possible "beerwall" in my opinion would have to be your friend and mine, Jack Daniels. When your friends bust open the fridge, they will find this fine gentleman much more interesting than any can of beer.

NOTE: No, I'm not a drinker, so please don't give me any of that "underage" crap.