There must be an ulterior motive! A hidden message! It can't be true! No-o-o! Tell me it's not true!

Oh oh! Maybe cDc just wants government approval to build a better, stealthier Back Orifice? No! Wait! Why should they care about getting government approval?

Or maybe it's April Fools Day! No, dammit, it's December 21! This is supposed to be a happy holiday time!

OR maybe they just want to let the FBI know that they intend to build a BETTER program then Magic Lantern, and the FBI can just kiss their ass.


Ratman: Yes it's true that BO was used maliciously, but no person should ever sell out and join the dark side (or is the FBI the good side...no, wait, that has to be impossible.) And besides every story needs a villain. Where would Superman be if he and Lex Luthor became the best of buds?