Reading this post I realised two points:
1) I am thick
2) I know very little about my actual computer
Oh wait there's a sticker on the side:
AMD Duron 750MHZ (I take it this is speed)
64MB RAM
30 GB Hard Drive (even though it says it has a max. cap. of 28)
DVD-ROM
CD-RW
56kb ITU v.90 modem (my modem i suppose)
something long about grahpics
Includes Millenium Edition. Wow lucky me.

God bless the man who paid for this... "Dad" I think his name is.

I don't know if I am an addict. I think I would know more if I was an addict. I can program fairly well, that's about it.
Before I started getting interested in security I thought I was pretty advanced for a 14-year-old. Then I saw all these smart-ass uber-hacking 10-year-olds. Very bad for the old ego.

Then I hear of a guy called Ankit Fadia, who when I was just learning what the Hell a "unix" is he was writing a best-seller about computer hacking. Smug sonofabitch.

You'll all be sorry when I publish my best-selling book about a futuristic theme park with dinasours. I'm calling it "Jurrasic Land"