Ooh, where to start..

When in Thailand, Chiang beer has a certain something
(the locals call it elephant piss but I dunno why..)

When in England, most of the lagers
(how can you drink ale???)

If it´s an ordinary night, whatever´s on tap
(well it´s bloody expensive to drink here and tap beer is cheap)

If my pockets are lined with money, Redbull & Absolut Vodka
(comments not needed)

If I gotta choose an american brand.. Michelob
(atleast there´s some taste)

If I drink with women I go for Mochito´s
(lotsa alcohol and no taste, get´s em right where I want them hehehe)

If it´s a warm day Gin & Tonic (hold the vegetables) is kinda nice to start with
(I dunno why I don´t like to drink it later on)

If it´s when you´ve come home after a busy night.. ANYTHING WITH % IN IT!