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    AntiOnline Senior Medicine Man
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    /me thanks God he was born a male.
    It is better to be HATED for who you are, than LOVED for who you are NOT.

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    heheh great post by great sonic..

    really good one.. keep up the good work and thanks for humour...

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    Better not let my father see those or I'll be in for a lonely time.

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    That's a great post... haha... greenies 2 u.

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    I have this framed in my house, right near the front door. I realize my daughter is only two years old but I wnat everyone to get used to the idea. If you know what I mean.

    This is a true classic.
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
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    This post reminds me of the first time I went to vist my ex-gf's house and meet her parents...

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    Priapistic Monk KorpDeath's Avatar
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    I remember datiing this girl in high school, her dad was a sheriff.

    The cnversation went something like this:

    Sheriff: Come on over here son I'd like to show my gun collection.
    Me: Right..
    As we are standing in front of the gun cabinet.
    Sheriff: I love my daughter very much, son, If anything were to happen to her......
    Me: are you threatening me?
    Sheriff: I never threaten.
    Me: Great, then I'll have your daughter back around 10........in a bag.

    hahahaha. Yeah we dated for about a week......
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    Too funny. Made a copy for my daughter's bedroom door. Wasn't ready for the boyfriend, thing. Seem to have a hard time getting them to participate in my hobbies (http://www.cheyennegunslingers.org) -- LOL

    Korp - I can relate. Dated a girl in HS whose father was an FBI agent. Lasted maybe 4 days... Spooky dude.

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    *cries* Do you know how many cuties were scared away from those lectures....

    I used to avoid the whole parent thing as long as I could, until I knew the both of us really had something and the whole interrogation/threat situation wouldn't scare him away...

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    Yes my daughter is 3 yr old and she has 5 yr old boys flirt with her.....yes little dead 5 yr old boys...no but all those rules apply to all guys who mess with my baby girl
    Beware the quiet ones...

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