Yay, this forum needs more poetry. Yours was good, so I will post a stupid one of my own to make it look even better...

I walked to the door
And locked myself in
I opened the window
And fell outside
When I climbed out of the thorns
The door was locked
I broke in the back door
And set off the alarm
The cops came soon after
And handcuffed my legs
I hopped to the station
Protesting that it wasn't my fault
Why can't a man break into his own house?