hehehe funny....... heres one............ there were 2 irish men that were caught by the enemy in a war , the sgt come in and told the 2 fellows to go out into his vegi garden and pick 100 of there favourt fruit, after 20 minutes 1 guy comes back with 100 grapes , the sgt tells him to drope his draws , ( im going to stick these grapes 1 by 1 up ur backside and if u happen to laugh or make a noise im going to kill u ) ,, then the sgt starts , in goes the first , then the 20th , still no noise by the man, 40 , 50 , 60 , it comes to the 99 th grape and the guy just start laughing his head of. THE SGT says ( why , why u only had 1 to go ) the man turns around and says ( i couldnt help it my mate outside is picking WATERMELLONS.................