hmm...I doubt the office linebacker could beat the BSA in any way except -perhaps- in a straight up physical match with close refereeing and absolutely no tricks, and I would have doubts even then. Why? think of the office linebacker trying to tackle the BSA in the computer room...I can imagine a few tile mysteriously missing, and if he avoids those, I doubt he would get past the hidden live wire..etc.


on the other hand...whose to say that the office linebacker isn't another BSA...just a different method...( they do have a group, you know.)