Originally posted here by Abtronic

The mind boggles at the concept of having sexual intercourse with a programming language. Is it the zenith of geekdom that we all aspire to reach? Would appreciate a tutorial..
Hmm, food for thought. Thank you for the inspiration, I will set forth on my penmanship and title my new book, "Kama 'C'utra".

Pictures and all, for those interested, send me graphic pictures...debugged please.