Q:what's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A:you don't cry when you chop up a banjo.

Q:what did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A:Saliva.

Q:what has three teeth and a collective IQ of 47?
A:The first four rows at a Marilyn Manson concert.

Q:what's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A:They both percieve time as an abstract concept.

Q:What is the difference between a drummer and a vacumn cleaner?
A:You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

Q:Why do some poeple have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A:It saves time in the long run

Q:What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A:A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q:What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A:About three decibals.

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