Wow....I also had to join in on the laughs!!!

You should also read the advisory put out by ISS (http://xforce.iss.net/xforce/alerts/id/147). The Windows RPC/DCOM vulnerability also includes UDP traffic. Although it was primarily TCP based, it was obviously concern enough for ISS to advise against udp-135 also. Seems like it's a bit overkill since UDP will not work through a router