I was nice, but **** this. I along with Cybrid and Soda P on this now.

-Cheers-

PS: Having a complete lack of knowledge will always get your hurt, or worse. Maybe you should read about stuff first. Perhaps learn ASM for i386/i586/i686 (same basic architecture and calls?). All the intelligent, intense, and good virus writers write in ASM. So you would see a bunch of **** and not understand one bit of it.