And so I'm playing Halo on my XBox, seconds away from finishing off the Covenant once and for all, and all of a sudden --

Pop up: "Click here for hot pron!"

CRAP!!!
I see. If I were you I would consider that a blessing. Now you can beat it in front of your TV too as to distribute the stains throughout the house.

I usually get washed in the shower duder. seek help
Singings fun too. I think some people walk out dirtier than they walk in.

-Cheers-