Heh, you poor guys. *Looks at update site for OS* Ohhh!!! A whole patch for Slackware!!! Wow! Bout time! I was getting bored.

*Giggles*

I'd lose a lot of weight being a Windows admin for servers. All that running back and forth....Heh I can picture it now:

*gore, go patch the web server there are 4 new patches*

OK

*Oh you're back? Super! Now run back and install these new patches*

What?!?!?!?!?!

*Yea, there are 6 more while you were gone*

DAMN IT!

*You're back? Ahh good! You need too patch the File Server too, they just released 26 new patches for that*

...Bitch..

rmdir C: *.* /y

*You're back already??**

Yes I am.

*But the web server isn't working*

Correct

*Well get it back up*

That's not my problem, you're the one with Viagra sites in the Web Cache

*WHAT?!?!?!?!!?*

I'm installing Slackware on the Web , and SUSE on the File Server.

*Why?*

Because I'm tired of having to get up to install patches when I can sit on my ass and play UT and install them on these two.

*Will the other admin know how to use it?*

The guy with the I Love NT shirt?

*Yes*

No, but he died yesterday, apparently a toaster had gotten in the shower he was in and killed him

*You seem upset about it, you hated him though*

Yes, Buahahahahaha

*What?*

Nothing! *BOOM*



.... OK so I need a hobby.... Or... Heh, BBL!